Beware the long-ass post, peoplez.
ALSO: I totally accidentally closed the tab I was working on this in in Firefox just as I was almost done with it, and almost freaked out, because I'd been working on it for well over an hour. THANK GOD FOR THE RECENTLY CLOSED TAB LIST. D8 It saved my sanity.
Meme #1 stolen from

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- Name: Kathryn :3
- Single or taken: OH SO TAKEN. 8D
- Sex: Female
- Birthday: May 18th, 1987
- Sign: Taurus
- Hair color: Dark brown
- Eye color: Green, one rimmed in blue and the other in brown.
- Height: 5' 8-1/2"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight, but I would be lying if I said I never had...
Thoughts about another woman. xD
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- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Hmm...Anywhere that sells lots of nerd stuff. xD
- Favorite designer?: >> Dude, do you really think I would know, or even care?
- What is your sexiest outfit?: I have a dark purple 3/4-sleeve shirt with some black embellishments on it that's cut kind of like a bodice. 8D That and my jeans and boots makes me feel teh sex. >3 It makes my boobs look even bigger than usual. XDDDD
- What is your most comfortable outfit: Cargo jeans, boots, and some random baggy t-shirt.
- What do you usually wear?: The aforementioned jeans-boots-shirt combo.
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Suave, 'cause it's actually pretty good on my poor, apparently-traumatized-from-years-of-braiding hair.
- Who is the last person that called you?: Hmm...That would have to be Tristan, sadly. Other than people from the household, it'd be Nick. <3
- How many buddies are online right now?: Probably like...Two, each with three different screennames. XD
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- Food: Squishy french fries. 8DDDD
- Girls' names: Avery, Sophie, probably a couple others I can't think of off the top of my head
- Boys' names: Noah, Jonah, Lance, Leon (Honestly NOT brought on by the characters of the same name. XDDDD)
- Subjects in school: Math
-Animals: KITTEHS! 8)
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- Given anyone a bath?: ...Does accompanying one in the shower count? >3
- Smoked?: EWW NO.
- Bungee jumped?: Hell no. 7__7
- Made yourself throw up?: I had to force myself to at one point to try and get rid of a stomach flu I was suffering from as a kid. D8 OH GOD IT WAS AWFUL.
- Ever been in love?: OBVIOUSLY. 8O
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Nah, I just bitched a lot so that they'd just give up and leave me alone.
- Cried when someone died?: I flipped out when my father died. ;__;
- Lied?: HAHAHAHAHAHA, many times.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Well, since I married him, I would assume so. XD
- Rejected someone?: Quite a few times, actually. 8 For some reason, guys have this thing for falling for me, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.
- Used someone?: Suuuuuure have. 8D *is a bitch is a bitch is a bitch bitch bitch*
- Done something you regret: You better fucking believe it, bi-atches.
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- Clothes: Green paisley-print t-shirt, jeans, and boots.
- Desktop picture: BSAA JILL AND CHRIS SCREENSHOT FROM THE NEW RE5 DLC. 8DDDDD
- CD in player: I have a 5 CD changer, sooo:
Lady GaGa - The Fame
Lady GaGa - The Fame Monster
Big & Rich - Comin' To You City
Nickelback - All The Right Reasons
Evanescence - The Open Door
- DVD in player: If I had it hooked up, it'd be "Resident Evil Degeneration".
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- Hugged: Tristan! 83
- You IMed: It was either Jenae or

- Talk to online: Same as above.
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- Understanding: Not really.
- Hungry: No, 'cause I just had some mixed fruit. :3
- Open-minded: Not entirely.
- Arrogant: You betchya!
- Insecure?: Ohhh yes.
- Random?: Some of the crap I come up with...I think would probably get me committed.
- Smart: Indeed. -__-
- Organized: Hellz chya! I have to be, or Tristan would trip over his own FACE.
- Shy: Truthfully, yes. =__=
- Difficult: Hahahaha, yes.
- Bored easily: Well, it all depends, actually, on what it is I'm doing, if it loses my attention that quickly.
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- Kill: I'm sure I could run off a hitlist.
- Slap: Again, same as above.
- Get really wasted with: Jenae and

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- Get high with: NO ONE. EVER.
- Talk to offline: Jenae and

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- Talk to online:

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- In the morning I: Am probably still reeling from the night before, because I was up wait too late playing "The Sims" or something.
- Love is: Feeling gooooooood when you're around another person.
- I dream about: NOTHING, if I have my way. I take preventative measures to not dream, because it makes it incredibly hard to keep my empathy at bay if I don't.
- What do you notice first in the opposite sex?: Ze eyes; the vindow to ze soul.
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- Coke or Pepsi: Neither; colas suck.
- Flowers or candy: Flowers.
- Tall or short: Tall.
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- Makes you laugh the most?: Even though he's not around anymore, still my dad.
- Makes you smile: Everyone who luffs me! ;3
- Gives you a funny feeling when you look at them?: Almost everyone, truthfully...But the old guys that chill at the bar down the road make my skin crawl. D:
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I used to, before Tristan made it to Florida.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: HAHAHAHA, I refuse to answer this.
- Wish you were younger?: I'm getting to that point now, yeah...
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Oh, shit yeah. Lots o' times.
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- Of times I have had my heart broken: I don't know, for sure...
- Of guys I've kissed: Just mah hubby. 83 Heeheehee.
- Of girls I've kissed: Umm...Just a couple of friends, when I was leaving them to move.
- Of CD's I own: A fair few, I'd say. I'm not about to get up and go count right now.
- Of scars on my body: Hmm...*counts* Probably more than a dozen.
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ONE HUNDRED TRUTHS
001. Real name? - Kathryn
002. Nickname(s)? - Kat, Kadeejah/Kadee/Deejah, Komae, KittyKat, Pro_V, MediaKlepto
003. Zodiac sign? - Taurus
004. Male or female? - Female. 8D
005. Elementary? - Yep.
006. Middle School? - For one year, then I was homeschooled for a year...
007. High School? - ...And then I graduated right after like 5th or 6th grade.
008. Hair color? - Dark brown, with some just-noticeable red natural red highlights.
009. Long or short? - ...Longish-short?
010. Loud or Quiet? - Loud, mostly.
011. Sweats or Jeans? - Jeans. Sweats make me massively uncomfortable.
012. Phone or Camera? - Camera phone! XD
013. Health freak? - I would be, if I had the cash.
014. Drink or Smoke? - Yeah, I've drank before. x3 But I'd sooner gouge my own eyes out through massive force with a dish sponge than smoke even a single cigarette. 7__7
015. Do you have a crush on someone? - Heeheehee...x3
016. Eat or Drink? - Foodz.
017. Piercings? - My ears, once in each. I'd like to get a second in each though.
018. Tattoos? - I'd like one. 83
HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? - Once, and it was a little nerve-wracking.
020. Been in a car accident? - Not as of yet, thank GAWD.
021. Been in a fist fight? - Quite a few times. I was infamous in school for clocking older bullies square across the face. ...Or cramming them into lockers.
FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? - My ears, obviously.
023. First best friend? - Holy crap, umm...Dennis, from first grade, maybe.
025. First award? - Hahaha, I can't remember. I have a ton.
026. First crush? - Lord, I dunno...
028. First big vacation? HERSHEY PARK, BITCHES. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE.
LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? - Outside the house? I think probably Jenae.
030. Last person you texted? - I DO NOT TEXT. EVER.
031. Last person you watched a movie with? - Christine and John. >__<
032. Last food you ate? - Mixed fruit. x3 But I kinda want a snack now...
033. Last movie you watched? - "The Pregnancy Pact" )<
034. Last song you listened to? - Hmmm...I think "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence
035. Last thing you bought? - Cigarettes for my mother. X(
036. Last person you hugged? - Tristan. x3
FAVES:
037. Food? - Mushy french fries, or honestly maybe sushi.
038. Drinks? - Creme soda. 8DDD
039. Clothing? - Some nerdy-ass t-shirt, like my LoZ one. x3
040. Book? - Any of "The Cat Who..." novels my Lillian Jackson Braun.
041. Music? - RAWK. OR ORCHESTRAL RAWK.
042. Flower? - Wow, umm...I can't really say. 8 Maybe snapdragons.
043. Colors? - Purple and lime green, or blue and orange. 8]
044. Movies? - "Lillies In The Field", "They Live", and ANYTHING AT ALL with Gene Wilder!
045. Shoes? - Big-ass hiking boots.
046. Subjects? - Math, and to some extent English.
IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [x] kissed in the snow
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [x] had your heart broken
050. [] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [] came out of the closet
053. [] gotten pregnant
054. [] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [x] met someone who changed your life
060. [x] pretended to be sick
061. [] left the country
062. [] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [x] cried over the silliest thing
064. [] ran a mile
065. [] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [] stayed single the whole year
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? - Nothing, but I wantz a snack foodz.
068. Drinking? - Same as abooove.
069. I'm about to? - Probably give Tristan a hand with RE5 Mercs.
070. Listening to? - "Extreme Makeover Home Edition" overlayed with RE5 Mercs BG Music. XDDDD
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? - God, I dunno anymore...
072. Waiting for? - Things to turn out better than they are now. =__=
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? - Not...Particularly, but...I dunno.
074. Want to get married? - Already am, bitches!
075. Careers in mind? - I gave up on a career long ago...
WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? - Eyes! 8D
077. Shorter or taller? - Taller, by far.
078. Romantic or spontaneous? - Romantically spontaneous. XD (<~ Cheapest answer EVER.)
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? - Can I be greedy and say both?
081. Hookup or relationship? - Relationship, hurdur.
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? - A healthy mix of both.
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? - Nooo, otherwise I would be blind and useless, and probably stray from the pack and be taken down by a raging lioness. ...No, I have no idea what the HELL I'm talking about.
084. Ran away from home? - Sort of.
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? - No, but I HAVE held a gun AND a knife and been trained to use them for self defense.
086. Killed somebody? - I've killed Wesker probably 30 times by now. Does that count?
087. Broken someone's heart? - HAHAHAHAHA.

088. Been arrested? - Nope.
089. Cried when someone died? - I wept like a freak when my father died, and had a nervous breakdown, to tell you the truth.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself? - You gotta be kidding.
091. Miracles? - To some degree.
092. Love at first sight? - Ehh...Not REALLY.
094. Santa Claus? - Pfft, no.
095. Sex on the first date? - I would totally have banged Tristan into the pavement on our first date, had we been older. XDDDD But then again, we'd known each other for years and years and years.
096. Kiss on the first date? - Sure! 8D In fact, we did!
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - Yeah, but it's kind of hard to get him away from the juice bar with Jesus and Elvis. (This is an inside joke my father had, so only my family will really get it.)
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? - Ehh...I respectfully decline to answer this.
099. Do you believe in God? - Yesh indeedy-do.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people - I TAG ALL YOU SAME PEOPLEZ.

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