I'm not even sure what happened to me, to be honest. Maybe it was computer trouble? I have no idea, really. xD

Maybe I'll be active again now? Who knows. It'd be nice, I imagine, to get back into things.

And ironically I notice that my last entry was posted on my third wedding anniversary with Nice timing, self~

Stolen from , because I'm just original like that.


[x] 1. You are female.

[ ] 2. You are in high school.

[ ] 3. You dropped out of high school.

[ ] 4. You graduated within the last 5 years.

[ ] 5. You live on your own.

[ ] 6. You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.

[x] 7. You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed. (Actually, I live WITH him, so methinks that's within 20 minutes, yeah?)

[ ] 8. You live within 20 minutes of your ex.

[x] 9. You have hugged someone in the last 72 hours.

[ ] 10. You have been to the movies within the last week.

[ ] 11. You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.

[ ] 12. You have been a designated driver.

[x] 13. You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.

[ ] 14. You have played strip poker and lost.

[ ] 15. You are Catholic.

[ ] 16. You are atheist.

[ ] 17. You recycle regularly.

[x] 18. You are a brunette.

[ ] 19. You have dated a blonde.

[x] 20. You are friends with a redhead.

[x] 21. You are taller than your mom.

[x] 22. You have a checking account.

[x] 23. You’ve written a check for less than $5.

[ ] 24. You have visited the Statue of Liberty.

[ ] 25. You have visited the Eiffel Tower.

[ ] 26. You have visited Big Ben.

[ ] 27. You have visited the Colosseum.

[ ] 28. You have visited The Great Wall of China.

[x] 29. You have never been out of the country.

[ ] 30. You have been a waiter/waitress.

[x] 31. You own a Bible.

[xxxxx] 32. You own something with a pentagram on it. (Numerous things, actually.)

[x] 33. You have used a Ouija board

[x] 34. You have been a witch for Halloween.

[ ] 35. You have been a zombie for Halloween.

[x] 36. You have been a Disney character for Halloween.

[ ] 37. You don’t celebrate Halloween.

[ ] 38. You have your belly button pierced.

[ ] 39. You have your tongue pierced.

[ ] 40. You have your eyebrow pierced.

[ ] 41. You have a Monroe piercing.

[ ] 42. You have your nose pierced.

[ ] 43. You have an ankle tattoo.

[ ] 44. You have a wrist tattoo.

[ ] 45. You have a back tattoo.

[x] 46. You have no tattoos. (Dammit.)

[ ] 47. You have more than 5 tattoos.

[ ] 48. You straighten your hair.

[ ] 49. You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.

[x] 50. You live somewhere that gets snow.

[ ] 51. You celebrate Hanukkah.

[x] 52. You were at your own house last New Year’s.

[ ] 53. You were at a bar last New Year’s.

[ ] 54. You slept through last New Year’s.

[ ] 55. You have worked on Christmas Eve.

[ ] 56. You have worked on Christmas.

[x] 57. You have been told “I love you” by someone today.

[ ] 58. You were told by someone who’s not family.

[x] 59. You slept in your own bed last night.

[x] 60. You are dating the last person you kissed. (See above, somewhere.)

[x] 61. You enjoyed your last kiss.

[ ] 62. You are wearing a necklace right now.

[ ] 63. You are wearing something red.

[ ] 64. You are wearing something blue.

[x] 65. You are wearing something purple. (PJs!)

[ ] 66. Your phone is fully charged.

[x] 67. Your phone number ends with an even number.

[x] 68. You have kissed the last person you called/texted.

[x] 69. You last called/texted a boy.

[x] 70. You are currently listening to music.

[x] 71. You are waiting for something. (More like hoping.)

[ ] 72. You don’t like seafood.

[x] 73. You have eaten deer sausage. (It's called venison, d00dz.)

[ ] 74. You have given a complete stranger your phone number.

[x] 75. You have been hit on at work.

[x] 76. You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.

[x] 77. You have been whistled at.

[x] 78. You were creeped out by it.

[x] 79. You are a good speller.

[x] 80. You are very punctual.

[/] 81. You were dating someone in December of 2008. (Kinda, I was married by then.)

[/] 82. You are still dating that person. (See above.)

[ ] 83. You have cheated on someone.

[?] 84. You have been cheated on. (Seriously, how would I know?? But I seriously doubt it.)

[ ] 85. You have been on a cruise ship.

[ ] 86. You have camped out in your own backyard.

[ ] 87. You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.

[ ] 88. You are a Pisces.

[ ] 89. You are a Leo.

[ ] 90. You are a Capricorn.

[x] 91. You have Irish heritage.

[x] 92. You have Polish heritage.

[ ] 93. You have Japanese heritage.

[ ] 94. You have Israeli heritage.

[x] 95. You have German heritage.

[ ] 96. You have Portuguese heritage.

[x] 97. You have French heritage.

[ ] 98. You have Norwegian heritage.

[ ] 99. You have Korean heritage.

[x] 100. You were born in May.

[ ] 101. You were born in June.

[ ] 102. You were born in October.

[x] 103. You wonder what will happen when you die. (More like I'm TERRIFIED what will happen when I die. kthx.)

[ ] 104. You are afraid of the dark.

[/] 105. You write in all capital letters. (Sometimes, when I feel the urge to be CRAZY.)

[x] 106. You have been told you have nice handwriting.

[ ] 107. You have had a song written for you.

[x] 108. You have had a picture drawn of you.

[ ] 109. You have curly hair.

[ ] 110. Your phone provider is Sprint.

[ ] 111. Your phone provider is AT&T.

[ ] 112. Your phone provider is Verizon.

[x] 113. You live within an hour of your birthplace. (I'm here, in Hell, bitches.)

[ ] 114. You are wearing a watch.

[ ] 115. You are wearing flip flops.

[x] 116. You wouldn’t date someone who smoked.

[ ] 117. You know someone with the same birthday as you.

[ ] 118. You are a morning person.

[x] 119. You are a night owl.

[x] 120. You slept in past 10am today. (Numerous times. *is a lazy cow*)

[ ] 121. You have big plans for next weekend.

[x] 122. You are thinking of someone right now.

[ ] 123. Your job is stressing you out.

[ ] 124. You don’t have a job.

[ ] 125. You have never had a job.

[ ] 126. You were fired from your last job. (Nope, I quit and ran, because my manager was a sexist pig.)

[ ] 127. You know sign language.

[/] 128. You made your bed today. (Define "made". Does throwing a blanket over the whole thing count?)

[ ] 129. You will usually try something at least once.

[ ] 130. You have been swimming in the last month.

[x] 131. You are pessimistic by nature.

[ ] 132. You have taken a ballet class.

[ ] 133. You have taken karate.

[ ] 134. You have taken gymnastics.

[x] 135. You wish on shooting stars.

[ ] 136. You wish at 11:11.

[x] 137. Your birthday has already come this year.

[x] 138. You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.

[ ] 139. You ended your last relationship.

[ ] 140. Your ex ended your last relationship.

[ ] 141. You are over your ex.

[x] 142. You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.

[ ] 143. You have let someone use you.

[ ] 144. You have been physically abused.

[ ] 145. You are engaged.

[x] 146. You are married.

[ ] 147. You are divorced.

[ ] 148. You have a child.

[ ] 149. You were/are a teenage mom.

[x] 150. You were named after someone. (My middle name, anyway.)

[x] 151. You like your name.

[x] 152. Your last drink was water.

[x] 153. You have visited somewhere said to be “haunted”. (IT WAS HAUNTED DAMMIT.)

[x] 154. You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going. (I was like...Six. And I actually made like I was sick because my mother was going to the dentist and she was freaked, and I didn't want her to be alone afterwards.)

[x] 155. You have taken medicine when you “felt a headache coming on”.

[x] 156. You are self-conscious about your body.

[ ] 157. You have a hangover.

[x] 158. You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house. (And I've had them leave just as quickly too.

[ ] 159. You have pet fish.

[ ] 160. You live on a farm

[ ] 161. You live in a trailer.

[ ] 162. You live in Montana.

[ ] 163. You live in South Carolina.

[ ] 164. You live in Illinois.

[ ] 165. You live in Maryland.

[ ] 166. You live in New Mexico.

[x] 167. You have godparents.

[ ] 168. Your parents are still married. (Kinda hard to be married when one of the two is in an urn...Unless it's one big-ass urn.)

[ ] 169. You have step-siblings.

[ ] 170. You are the oldest.

[ ] 171. You are adopted.

[ ] 172. You have a twin.

[/] 173. You don’t want kids. (I'm debating on it, really...)

[ ] 174. You want more than 4 kids.

[x] 175. You have a bad temper.

[ ] 176. You have made out with a complete stranger.

[ ] 177. You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.

[ ] 178. You regret losing your virginity.

[x] 179. You lost your virginity to someone the same age as you.

[x] 180. You lost your virginity to someone you were dating.

[ ] 181. You lost your virginity before you were sixteen.

[ ] 182. You have worked with a Kayla.

[ ] 183. You have gone to the movies with a Jared.

[ ] 184. You have hugged a Lexie.

[ ] 185. You have held hands with a Marcus.

[ ] 186. You have dated a Rachel.

[ ] 187. You have kissed a David.

[ ] 188. You have ridden in a car with a Nicole.

[ ] 189. You have had class with a Patrick.

[ ] 190. You have gone out to eat with a Chloe.

[ ] 191. You know a Kyle in the military.

[ ] 192. You are related to a Julie.

[ ] 193. You have gotten drunk with a Brent. (Please note that the above questions from #182 to here at #193 are a clear indication of my social life.)

[ ] 194. You have broken your arm.

[ ] 195. You have had to get stitches on your face.

[ ] 196. You have had an MRI.

[ ] 197. Your fingernails are painted.

[ ] 198. Your fingernails are painted black.

[x] 199. You like to read.

[x] 200. You like to cook.

[/] 201. You like to draw. (I'm kind of indifferent.)

[ ] 202. You can play an instrument.

[x] 203. You keep a lot of secrets from people.

[ ] 204. You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.

[x] 205. You don’t trust people easily.

[x] 206. You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.

[ ] 207. You drive a car older than a 2002.

[x] 208. You have lost a friend you never thought you would.

[ ] 209. You know a child who died of cancer.

[x] 210. You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.

[ ] 211. You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.

[ ] 212. You have cut your hair in the last week. (no, but I considered it this morning.)

[x] 213. You wear glasses.

[ ] 214. You have been pulled over for speeding.

[ ] 215. You love to drive with the windows down.

[x] 216. Your favorite season is Autumn.

[ ] 217. Your favorite color is orange.

[ ] 218. Your favorite animal is a dolphin.

[x] 219. You last rode in a car with a relative.

[x] 220. You last rode in a car with a girl.

[x] 221. You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.

[ ] 222. You regularly watch soap operas.

[x] 223. You love Italian food.

[x] 224. You love Mexican food.

[x] 225. You love Chinese food.

[x] 226. You can see a box of tissues from where you are.

[ ] 227. You can see your reflection in a mirror.

[ ] 228. You can see what’s on TV from where you are.

[ ] 229. Your best friend is older than you.

[ ] 230. You have to go to school/work tomorrow.

[x] 231. You answered every question truthfully.

I think I just laughed so hard I coughed up a lung.

I don't know if anyone noticed, but in my list of video games LJ post a few days ago, I strikethroughed "Harvest Moon: More Friends Of Mineral Town" because we managed to lose it. Tristan was the last one to have it, as he was playing it and using it to fill the GBA slot on his DS until I unburied the actual insert for it. He kept it even after that, in the open basket-weave pocket on his DS case (like a numb-nut). Anyhow, it literally disappeared, from what we can tell. We tore the entire bedroom and closet apart, so from what we can discern, it must have fallen into a box full of garbage while we were unpacking the shit from FL and got chucked with it.

*sad panda*

I was whacking out on Tristan that night, because he insisted he didn't have it, when mom and I both attested to the fact that he had. I was furious, because it took me YEARS to find it and MONTHS to manage so squirrel away enough money to get it. When I DID have the funds, I couldn't find it again, so I gave the money to my mother to buy food with, since we needed it, only to discover it at the one GameStop in Middletown about a week later. She pushed me into buying it with some of the last of our money, and then duddly-do-dink LOST the damn thing. I was raving mad, I assure you.

Whatever. On with the story...My wonderful friend Nick has been kind enough for many a day to listen to my whorish bitching, and when I finally managed to stop flipping out like an orangutan on the trapeze, he flat out informed me that there was a copy available in a GameStop close to him, and whether I liked it or not, he was going to pick it up for me. It kind of peeved me for a bit, but I inevitably had to just let him have his way, because he would have spent the money whether I agreed to give him our new address or not, and then I'd have wound up detesting myself for him wasting the $10 (I paid $35 originally, WTF).

He bought it and tested it to make sure it played, and it did, thankfully. There was two save files on it, but whatever. So, he mailed it Monday, and it's already here. o__O I shoved it in my DS as soon as I managed to pry the Goddamn envelope open, and I loaded it up. Then...I discovered the most frightening, blood-chilling thing ever. Which I immediately logged on to tell him about...

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Me: COWY.
Nick: hay
Me: I ARE IS PLAYING MORE FRIENDS OF MINERAL TOWN.
Nick: got there alright, then?
Me: YESSSSS. I LOVE YOU, MAN.
Me: AND YES I LOVE CAPS TOO.
Nick: i see as much
Me: <33333
Me: Also, I have to ask. Did YOU make these save files?
Nick: no, why?
Me: Did you see the name of the farm and the name of the player?
Nick: nope
Me: DUDE. I almost died.
Me: It was Forks Farm, name Bella.
Me: IT WAS A TWI-TARD!
Nick: ....
Nick: burn it.
Nick: i'll buy you a new one
Me: XDDDDD It was SO funny.
Me: It was BOTH save files, too. XD
Me: I started screaming like "OH MY GOD, IF HE DID THIS TO BE FUNNY I WILL SMITE HIM."
Nick: i did see 'Bella'
Nick: but, the name itself i like. just not attatched to twilight
Me: It seriously made me shudder violently.
Me: I told my mother...If you hadn't made the saves, you would feel all filthy for touching it. XD
Me: IT WAS EVEN IN YOUR DS~
Nick: the fire has been lit.
Nick: the taint will be cleansed.
Me: *dies laughing*
Me: This is so going on my LJ.
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And then, I log in to DA to check my messages and my DA-Watch stacks, and come to my stack, and see a little preview for a HM fanfic somehow just posted...And almost roll off my chair laughing.

THE VERY FIRST WORD OF THE PREVIEW: "Bella!"

I cried I laughed so hard. That whole scenario made my day about 1000% better.

In conclusion...Thank you, Nick. <3 You're the best, Cowy.

Stolen from

Comment here and I will:

1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.

For those of you who don't know, I have a DA user on my watch list whose art I absolutely adore...



She's recently had her art STOLEN by fashion label Zara.

Please view her journal entry detailing the theft right here: [link] and see if you can give her a hand!

Don't let them get away with taking someone's hard work, dedication, and beautiful artistry for granted!

Seriously.

Join this group. You'd be amazed how fun it is to just bounce between peoples' profiles and spam llamas. 83

Yeah, I posted about this over at my LiveJournal ([link] the other day. Someone was looking for LS to TS2 conversions recolors over at the WCIF_Sims community, and the only reply she got was from me, with a link to a single page with only a couple actual LS recolors. :

It turned out they worked with the conversions too, but she really wanted more wood tones for the Baliwood set, and some of the other chairs and stuff. So...I decided to go nuts. I took the Maxis textures from the Ample King dining table and have been applying them to the ENTIRE Baliwood set (dresser, double/single beds, end table, 1x1/1x2 coffee tables, 1x1/1x2/1x3 dining tables, dining chair, lounger, loveseat, and couch).

That's a total of...

Let's see, 20+10+10+20+20+20+20+40+40+40=...

300 images, I think? My brain isn't quite here right now. But anyway, I still have 72 images left to do after two or three days of working on them, but thankfully I'm down to just the lounger, loveseat, and couch, and they all use the same image to apply their textures, so I only need to make edit it in GIMP once before I can plop it into SimPE.

Methinks I'll post a big ol' picture of the set here on DA, once I get it finished, provided dumping all those files into my game doesn't blow it into high heaven.

Dude. Seriously.

Why the hell do I have Team Edward? I'd sooner gouge my own eyes out with a spoon.

Also, if you haven't figured out by now that the icon changes have been done for April Fool's Day...You seriously need to look at the fine print on your calendar more often. 7__7

AND SEND ME LLAMAS, PEOPLE. >O

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Sooo, I just went over to LiveJournal and clicked on the "messages" link at the top to delete my two notes...

And I got a Trojan alert from Avast! that there was an instance of "JS:Illredir-AG [Trj]" in one of their files. THREE TIMES, as it tried to reload the page each time after I aborted the connection. I finally had to just logout and leave.

Has this happened to anybody else??

I get a bunch of warnings here on DA, apparently from the advertisements. Does that happen to you guys too??

I'm probably just unlucky or something.

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YES.

INDEED.

I'm never able to get to the damn Toys-R-Us events, so Nick usually gets one for me on one of his games, but unfortunately he didn't know the event was on a while ago, and I never caught him online. 8

I don't even have anything to trade for it. DX But I really want it anyway. I can breed anything from any region with any moves that are possible for it, so if you've got one you're willing to trade, let me know. 8| Please. I can get you a Pika-Pichu too, not that that's...You know...Any good. Or whatever...

Tristan is looking for a TRU Regigigas too, if anybody can whore one of them out. He'll even give it back after he gets the Regis. xD

Stolen from , indeedy-do!

( 1) What is your favorite Pokemon from Red/Blue/Yellow? Why?
Eevee, because it's the single most adorable thing on the planet. xD

( 2) What is your favorite Pokemon from Gold/Silver/Crystal? Why?
Hmm...I'd have to say probably Mareep, 'cause it felt good to have a replacement for Pikachu.

( 3) What is your favorite Pokemon from Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald? Why?
Metagross, because it's HAWT.

( 4) What is your favorite Pokemon from Diamond/Pearl/Platinum? Why?
Either Rotom - because it's like a schizo, or Empoleon - for obvious reasons. 83

( 5) Did you ever watch the Pokemon anime? Who was your favorite character? Why?
Yeah, and I still do. XD Which is kinda sad, really...My favorite character would probably have to be either Misty or Brock.

( 6)Have any specific favorite move in the game itself? Why?
Any of the massive starter-exclusive move tutor moves, because it's - you know - the starters...Or Dark Pulse, because it makes the best music ever. XDDDD

( 7) Ever actually level all the way to level 100 before? How did it feel?
HELL YEAH. All six of my main team in Sapphire are maxed. It felt kind disturbing, actually, to realize I put that much damn time into it...

( 8) Ever been one-shotted by a Pokemon much weaker than one of your own? Explain.
A couple of times I've been mangled by things that you wouldn't think could kick your ass...To tell you the truth, I can't think of which they are off the top of my head though.

( 9) Did you ever "catch 'em all?" How did it feel?
All except for Arceus in Diamond. IT FELT EPIC. Which...Definitely doesn't explain the above answer to #7.

(10) You know there are 500 Pokemon in existence now, right? Do you think they'll ever make more?
They JUST announced more. 8[ Seriously.

(11) How did you feel when Game Freak introduced Pokemon daycare and breeding back in G/S/C? Did you feel it was a bold move on their part considering that the "focus" of the Pokemon franchise was on children?
I was a little skeptical at first...But then I started milking it for all it was worth.

(12) Do you honestly feel that mammalian Pokemon should lay eggs?
I don't really care, as long as I get sexy moves out of it. ...WOW THAT SOUNDED WRONG.

(13) Smeargle is renowned as the only Pokemon that can learn every single move in the game by use of its Sketch ability. If you used a Smeargle, what dream moveset would you give it?
Hahahaha, I hate that thing, so I decline to state. XD

(14) What's your favorite evolution of Eevee? Why?
8| I have to choose? Seriously??

(15) What's your favourite starting Pokemon? Why?
EMPOLEON, BITCHES.

(16) What's your favourite legendary Pokemon? Why?
Hmm...I'd have to say...Either Raikou - because it just looks awesome, or Azelf - because it's cuuute.

(17) What's your favourite Pokemon type? Why?
Steel, mainly because they can withstand a lot.

(18) Pokemon has went on to spawn several soundtrack CDs, particular from the movies. Any particular favourite song?
"Aratanaru Chikai" from the end of the Japanese version of "Raikou! The Legend Of Thunder!".

(19) Did you like any of the Pokemon movies? Did you dislike any of the Pokemon movies? Explain.
They're all pretty good, though I was ADDICTED to the second movie when I was younger. The voices in the dub of "Arceus and the Jewel of Life" grate on my every nerve though. >

(20) Do you feel Pokemon is childish?
Haha, oh yeah. But does that stop me? Nooo.

(21) If you woke up one day and you discovered that you'd been turned into a Pokemon, which one would you be? (inspired by Mystery Dungeon; and no, don't use the flawed personality quiz to answer this! )
Hmm...THAT is a good question. Maybe...Rotom. 8D Then I could possess electronics and get my fill of spooking people, and gaming without ever needing to stop. 8D

(22) Do you feel Pokemon, now 10 years old, is starting to show its wear and tear?
Abso-freaking-lutely.

(23) Could you ever see yourself not liking Pokemon? Explain.
Maybe...If they keep heading the same direction they're heading now, since they're so God-awful predictable.

(24) Did you play Pokemon with your buddies at school? How often? Weren't those the days?
YEAH, but sadly, not really with that many of them, even way back when.

(25) How much longer do you see yourself enjoying Pokemon?
HAH...Probably forever, even if they DO keep plummeting like they are now. Sad, no?

Ch'ya. I do.

Nick totally just hooked me up with 1,000 additional Microsoft Points, so we have enough for all the new DLC for RE5.



YOU RAWK, COWY.

I really don't think I've ever screamed because of a game before, to tell you the truth...But the new DLC for RE5, "Lost In Nightmares" actually made me drop the controller and screech like a 4-year-old.



And this was in the daytime!! You can only imagine, even on EASY mode, how much of a wuss I was at 11:30pm the night before last. Seriously, that game made a complete mockery out of my badass-yness...'Cause we played easy because we weren't sure what to expect, and with my photographic memory, I knew exactly what was going to happen and when without even really thinking about it...So I was breezing through normal mode...Until the first time that ugly lump of eww popped out where he hadn't been in easy mode.



Seriously. What's up with that? At least in easy mode, there were those crazy piano chords whenever he popped up, but in normal mode? Hell no!

But hey...It was actually SURVIVAL HORROR again after the crapulant action-"horror" of RE4+5.

+ OH YES.

It felt good, bitches. IT FELT GOOD.

...Besides that, I discovered I kick total ass in Mercs Reunion with both Excella AND Barry. Barry's melee moves make me laugh inexplicably. (Hahaha...Barry Sandwich...) I can't wait for teh Becca.

I put this in my LJ too, but for those of you who don't go there, here it be!

XDDD This is actually really funny, though it might have been even more so because it happened at like midnight...But whatever!

So, I'm sure most of you will recall my saying at some point that we bought a copy of "Silent Hill: Homecoming" a while back? Well, Tristan was playing it a bit last night after finishing "Silent Hill: Shattered Memories" for the first time and before playing some of the first "Assassin's Creed" for himself.

Anyhow, we came to a part where we were in some sort of power plant, and the only way we could really go was up a ladder, which lead to what obviously, given that it's SILENT FREAKING HILL, was an unlit second floor. We knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there was something really freaking awful up there, again, given that it's SILENT FREAKING HILL. 8|

There were some metal barrels next to the base of the ladder, and Tristan started making Alex (Alex Shepherd, the main protagonist of the game) kick the barrels over under the ladder, in an attempt to block it off. The conversation that followed went something like this:

Tristan: (As Alex) I don't wanna go up there! Something will hurt me! D;
Me: XD You know, I can totally see that too. He kicks all the barrels over there, then pulls out his sexy new pistol and shoots them in an attempt to destroy the whole thing. And upon realizing they're all empty and it's done nothing, he shits himself.
T: And misses!
M: ... ... ... ...Wha...Wait, what did you just say? He MISSES?
T: Yeah, why?
M: DUDE, DID YOU EVEN ACTUALLY HEAR WHAT I SAID?!
T: Yeah, you said that he...OH WAIT.
M: Yeeeah.
T: XDDD I JUST REALIZED WHAT YOU ACTUALLY SAID.
M: That's good, 'cause I was gonna say...How the hell could he MISS at shitting himself?
T: All you hear is Alex, "Well, my pants WERE down. I shit someone else; that's OK, right?"
M: *is rolling on the floor, turning blue* Oh my God. Poor, poor Alex! I was seriously wondering if you really hated him THAT much! That you would say he actually was incapable of even shitting himself.
T: Well, I DO kinda hate him that much, but yeah.
M: Of course, this raises the question...What the hell was he doing wandering around Silent Hill with his freaking pants down?
T: XDDD (Alex gets mauled by an Order Member) I knew there'd be something awful up here!
M: RUN DUDE, OR HE'LL SHIT YOU TOO!
T: STOP YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME.

I kinda...Sat there for a second, wondering what the HELL he was talking about, and my face had to have been priceless. Really, my initial thought really WAS that he just hates Alex THAT much, which is unusual for either of us when it comes to the protagonists of our favorite series. It hit me just a moment after that, when I realized he'd thought I'd said "he SHOOTS himself".

So, now I run around the house looking at him whenever he does something stupid or random, saying "And now you've shit yourself, and missed." or something. XDDD It's almost as awesome as being able to look at him and say "DERP." and watch him fall into hysterics.

This is why I love this man, people...This is why I love this man.

...And take a wild guess who my two favorite characters are. xD

Virtual cookies to each person that guesses right!

Beware the long-ass post, peoplez.

ALSO: I totally accidentally closed the tab I was working on this in in Firefox just as I was almost done with it, and almost freaked out, because I'd been working on it for well over an hour. THANK GOD FOR THE RECENTLY CLOSED TAB LIST. D8 It saved my sanity.

Meme #1 stolen from

-----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------
- Name: Kathryn :3
- Single or taken: OH SO TAKEN. 8D
- Sex: Female
- Birthday: May 18th, 1987
- Sign: Taurus
- Hair color: Dark brown
- Eye color: Green, one rimmed in blue and the other in brown.
- Height: 5' 8-1/2"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight, but I would be lying if I said I never had...Thoughts about another woman. xD

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Hmm...Anywhere that sells lots of nerd stuff. xD
- Favorite designer?: >> Dude, do you really think I would know, or even care?
- What is your sexiest outfit?: I have a dark purple 3/4-sleeve shirt with some black embellishments on it that's cut kind of like a bodice. 8D That and my jeans and boots makes me feel teh sex. >3 It makes my boobs look even bigger than usual. XDDDD
- What is your most comfortable outfit: Cargo jeans, boots, and some random baggy t-shirt.
- What do you usually wear?: The aforementioned jeans-boots-shirt combo.

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Suave, 'cause it's actually pretty good on my poor, apparently-traumatized-from-years-of-braiding hair.
- Who is the last person that called you?: Hmm...That would have to be Tristan, sadly. Other than people from the household, it'd be Nick. <3
- How many buddies are online right now?: Probably like...Two, each with three different screennames. XD

-------------• × • F A V O U R I T E S • × •-----------------
- Food: Squishy french fries. 8DDDD
- Girls' names: Avery, Sophie, probably a couple others I can't think of off the top of my head
- Boys' names: Noah, Jonah, Lance, Leon (Honestly NOT brought on by the characters of the same name. XDDDD)
- Subjects in school: Math
-Animals: KITTEHS! 8)

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------
- Given anyone a bath?: ...Does accompanying one in the shower count? >3
- Smoked?: EWW NO.
- Bungee jumped?: Hell no. 7__7
- Made yourself throw up?: I had to force myself to at one point to try and get rid of a stomach flu I was suffering from as a kid. D8 OH GOD IT WAS AWFUL.
- Ever been in love?: OBVIOUSLY. 8O
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Nah, I just bitched a lot so that they'd just give up and leave me alone.
- Cried when someone died?: I flipped out when my father died. ;__;
- Lied?: HAHAHAHAHAHA, many times.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Well, since I married him, I would assume so. XD
- Rejected someone?: Quite a few times, actually. 8 For some reason, guys have this thing for falling for me, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.
- Used someone?: Suuuuuure have. 8D *is a bitch is a bitch is a bitch bitch bitch*
- Done something you regret: You better fucking believe it, bi-atches.

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------
- Clothes: Green paisley-print t-shirt, jeans, and boots.
- Desktop picture: BSAA JILL AND CHRIS SCREENSHOT FROM THE NEW RE5 DLC. 8DDDDD
- CD in player: I have a 5 CD changer, sooo:
Lady GaGa - The Fame
Lady GaGa - The Fame Monster
Big & Rich - Comin' To You City
Nickelback - All The Right Reasons
Evanescence - The Open Door
- DVD in player: If I had it hooked up, it'd be "Resident Evil Degeneration".

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------
- Hugged: Tristan! 83
- You IMed: It was either Jenae or
- Talk to online: Same as above.

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------
- Understanding: Not really.
- Hungry: No, 'cause I just had some mixed fruit. :3
- Open-minded: Not entirely.
- Arrogant: You betchya!
- Insecure?: Ohhh yes.
- Random?: Some of the crap I come up with...I think would probably get me committed.
- Smart: Indeed. -__-
- Organized: Hellz chya! I have to be, or Tristan would trip over his own FACE.
- Shy: Truthfully, yes. =__=
- Difficult: Hahahaha, yes.
- Bored easily: Well, it all depends, actually, on what it is I'm doing, if it loses my attention that quickly.

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N T | TO • × •-------
- Kill: I'm sure I could run off a hitlist.
- Slap: Again, same as above.
- Get really wasted with: Jenae and ! 8D That would be the shizzle.
- Get high with: NO ONE. EVER.
- Talk to offline: Jenae and . Apparently, they're my meme-answer-whores. XD
- Talk to online: ! XD 'Cause we haven't actually conversed in a while, sadly.

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------
- In the morning I: Am probably still reeling from the night before, because I was up wait too late playing "The Sims" or something.
- Love is: Feeling gooooooood when you're around another person.
- I dream about: NOTHING, if I have my way. I take preventative measures to not dream, because it makes it incredibly hard to keep my empathy at bay if I don't.
- What do you notice first in the opposite sex?: Ze eyes; the vindow to ze soul.

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------
- Coke or Pepsi: Neither; colas suck.
- Flowers or candy: Flowers.
- Tall or short: Tall.

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------
- Makes you laugh the most?: Even though he's not around anymore, still my dad.
- Makes you smile: Everyone who luffs me! ;3
- Gives you a funny feeling when you look at them?: Almost everyone, truthfully...But the old guys that chill at the bar down the road make my skin crawl. D:

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I used to, before Tristan made it to Florida.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: HAHAHAHA, I refuse to answer this.
- Wish you were younger?: I'm getting to that point now, yeah...
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Oh, shit yeah. Lots o' times.

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------
- Of times I have had my heart broken: I don't know, for sure...
- Of guys I've kissed: Just mah hubby. 83 Heeheehee.
- Of girls I've kissed: Umm...Just a couple of friends, when I was leaving them to move.
- Of CD's I own: A fair few, I'd say. I'm not about to get up and go count right now.
- Of scars on my body: Hmm...*counts* Probably more than a dozen.

AND NOW I TAG , , , , , and , if any of you would like to do it.

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Meme #2 stolen from

ONE HUNDRED TRUTHS
001. Real name? - Kathryn
002. Nickname(s)? - Kat, Kadeejah/Kadee/Deejah, Komae, KittyKat, Pro_V, MediaKlepto
003. Zodiac sign? - Taurus
004. Male or female? - Female. 8D
005. Elementary? - Yep.
006. Middle School? - For one year, then I was homeschooled for a year...
007. High School? - ...And then I graduated right after like 5th or 6th grade.
008. Hair color? - Dark brown, with some just-noticeable red natural red highlights.
009. Long or short? - ...Longish-short?
010. Loud or Quiet? - Loud, mostly.
011. Sweats or Jeans? - Jeans. Sweats make me massively uncomfortable.
012. Phone or Camera? - Camera phone! XD
013. Health freak? - I would be, if I had the cash.
014. Drink or Smoke? - Yeah, I've drank before. x3 But I'd sooner gouge my own eyes out through massive force with a dish sponge than smoke even a single cigarette. 7__7
015. Do you have a crush on someone? - Heeheehee...x3
016. Eat or Drink? - Foodz.
017. Piercings? - My ears, once in each. I'd like to get a second in each though.
018. Tattoos? - I'd like one. 83

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? - Once, and it was a little nerve-wracking.
020. Been in a car accident? - Not as of yet, thank GAWD.
021. Been in a fist fight? - Quite a few times. I was infamous in school for clocking older bullies square across the face. ...Or cramming them into lockers.

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? - My ears, obviously.
023. First best friend? - Holy crap, umm...Dennis, from first grade, maybe.
025. First award? - Hahaha, I can't remember. I have a ton.
026. First crush? - Lord, I dunno...
028. First big vacation? HERSHEY PARK, BITCHES. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE.

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? - Outside the house? I think probably Jenae.
030. Last person you texted? - I DO NOT TEXT. EVER.
031. Last person you watched a movie with? - Christine and John. >__<
032. Last food you ate? - Mixed fruit. x3 But I kinda want a snack now...
033. Last movie you watched? - "The Pregnancy Pact" )<
034. Last song you listened to? - Hmmm...I think "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence
035. Last thing you bought? - Cigarettes for my mother. X(
036. Last person you hugged? - Tristan. x3

FAVES:
037. Food? - Mushy french fries, or honestly maybe sushi.
038. Drinks? - Creme soda. 8DDD
039. Clothing? - Some nerdy-ass t-shirt, like my LoZ one. x3
040. Book? - Any of "The Cat Who..." novels my Lillian Jackson Braun.
041. Music? - RAWK. OR ORCHESTRAL RAWK.
042. Flower? - Wow, umm...I can't really say. 8 Maybe snapdragons.
043. Colors? - Purple and lime green, or blue and orange. 8]
044. Movies? - "Lillies In The Field", "They Live", and ANYTHING AT ALL with Gene Wilder!
045. Shoes? - Big-ass hiking boots.
046. Subjects? - Math, and to some extent English.

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [x] kissed in the snow
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [x] had your heart broken
050. [] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [] came out of the closet
053. [] gotten pregnant
054. [] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [x] met someone who changed your life
060. [x] pretended to be sick
061. [] left the country
062. [] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [x] cried over the silliest thing
064. [] ran a mile
065. [] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [] stayed single the whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? - Nothing, but I wantz a snack foodz.
068. Drinking? - Same as abooove.
069. I'm about to? - Probably give Tristan a hand with RE5 Mercs.
070. Listening to? - "Extreme Makeover Home Edition" overlayed with RE5 Mercs BG Music. XDDDD
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? - God, I dunno anymore...
072. Waiting for? - Things to turn out better than they are now. =__=

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? - Not...Particularly, but...I dunno.
074. Want to get married? - Already am, bitches!
075. Careers in mind? - I gave up on a career long ago...

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? - Eyes! 8D
077. Shorter or taller? - Taller, by far.
078. Romantic or spontaneous? - Romantically spontaneous. XD (<~ Cheapest answer EVER.)
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? - Can I be greedy and say both?
081. Hookup or relationship? - Relationship, hurdur.
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? - A healthy mix of both.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? - Nooo, otherwise I would be blind and useless, and probably stray from the pack and be taken down by a raging lioness. ...No, I have no idea what the HELL I'm talking about.
084. Ran away from home? - Sort of.
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? - No, but I HAVE held a gun AND a knife and been trained to use them for self defense.
086. Killed somebody? - I've killed Wesker probably 30 times by now. Does that count?
087. Broken someone's heart? - HAHAHAHAHA.
088. Been arrested? - Nope.
089. Cried when someone died? - I wept like a freak when my father died, and had a nervous breakdown, to tell you the truth.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself? - You gotta be kidding.
091. Miracles? - To some degree.
092. Love at first sight? - Ehh...Not REALLY.
094. Santa Claus? - Pfft, no.
095. Sex on the first date? - I would totally have banged Tristan into the pavement on our first date, had we been older. XDDDD But then again, we'd known each other for years and years and years.
096. Kiss on the first date? - Sure! 8D In fact, we did!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - Yeah, but it's kind of hard to get him away from the juice bar with Jesus and Elvis. (This is an inside joke my father had, so only my family will really get it.)
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? - Ehh...I respectfully decline to answer this.
099. Do you believe in God? - Yesh indeedy-do.

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people - I TAG ALL YOU SAME PEOPLEZ. , , , , , and

Two random little tidbits of crazy stuff just to freak you people out:

#1 - "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is on FUSE right now. FUSE is channel 69 here. *dies laughing*

AND

#2 - Tristan and I had a very odd discussion while half asleep last night. We have come to the realization I would totally jump in bed with RE5 Chris and Jill, and he would totally watch. *rolls on the floor*

You'd think I was drunk, wouldn't you?

But I'm not. MUAHAHA.

Yeah, I decided to go ahead and post this, since a bunch of my friends have been asking, and I haven't updated in a couple weeks...Even though I got a lot of what was considered my Christmas presents throughout the year, because nobody wanted to wait for them. xD

+ "Harvest Moon: Animal Parade"
+ "Harvest Moon DS" & "DS Cute"
+ "Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles"
+ "New Super Mario Bros. Wii"
+ "Gears Of War 2"
+ "The Sims: Life Stories"
+ "The Fame" by Lady GaGa
+ Pomegranate bath stuffz
+ Apple bath stuffz
+ A new silver necklace to put my father's ashes pendant on
+ HOTTEST T-SHIRT EVER (Thanks mom! 8D)
+ A cuuute puzzle
+ Chocolate
+ An electric toothbrush, to combat the chocolate
+ Meat & cheese and crackers
+ + And of course, the computers!

So yeah. Not a lot, but what I got was EXACTLY what I wanted, which is HAWT. 8D So I'm happy.

Also, for those of you who didn't see it on FaceBook, I discovered through Lady GaGa that Tristan gets all hyper-flustered when I sing and dance at the same time. XD He just stares at me for a couple minutes, and then starts bitching that he can't concentrate with me doing that. XDDDDDD Most epic thing is that right after I posted it, my cousin marked it as one of her likes. *dies laughing* You go, Jen!

Seriously, I am freaking TIRED. And I have no idea why. > I haven't really been staying up late anymore - at least, not TOO late; maybe around 11pm or so. Who knows.

I've been messing around with [link] ALL DAY, and I can't really imagine why. It DOES make character design kinda easier, but still...MAKE THE IDEAS STOP COMING.

Anyhow, I'mma go work on a few things, perhaps. Maybe write a little bit? I'm totally not up to playing HM:AP right now, so I can spare the Wii a little bit of a break.

ALSO: Hollywood Video is having a sale...Any used game for any console listed at $24.99 or less is only $5. 8D We gots "Fallout 3" for a whole $5, and we didn't even need to actually PAY for it, because we traded in a load of games that came to $35. THAT IS SO HAWT. I might try and save the rest of the credit until HeartGold/SoulSilver come out...Or I might wait until they have a copy of "Silent Hill: Shattered Memories" to buy and get it for like $10. XD We shall see!

...I've been playing too much freaking Harvest Moon: Animal Parade. 8] I need to get back to Gears of War 2, or Darkside Chronicles, or something. XD

Also, I can't get frickin' Farmville to load, either on FaceBook or on Farmville.com. > I am QUITE PISSED.

Actually, pretty livid. Baw.